Sex dolls make the best sex bet during social distancing
Never trust the words "hard times make hard men and women". We're in the most challenging times in history and to our surprise we don't see any effing tough souls. In fact, it weakens each of us mentally and physically. If you feel the same way, trust us, we love your F. boots. The spread of the coronavirus has exhausted all philosophies in the gutter.
I mean... look at you. Working from home is the new normal and you have no choice but to stare at your screens all day. The house bites. The family seems to be the enemy. Friends and socializing are a thing of the past. Utensils, house cleaning and all menial jobs add to the misery.
The only de-stressing escape was sex! But how long would that work? After all, sex eventually becomes monotonous.
Anxiety and depression are piling up.
All sports leagues have been cancelled. You cannot travel. Everyone needs to give up Starbucks gatherings. Dopamine is at an all-time low. Torn between work and fun - stress, anxiety and depression pile up. Couples and friends are practicing distancing, some because of the corona norms and some because of the lockdowns.
In any case, it becomes difficult to keep up with reason.
And we have no idea where we're going
Left or right, small or large governments - most countries have not contained the not-so-noble virus, the novel coronavirus. And beyond that, we have no idea where we're going.
Lockdowns and reopenings have become like Morse codes - dots and dashes - destroying normalcy. No sign of vaccines is a worrying trend. Hospitals are too full of corona patients to address other issues like mental health.
But not everything is terrible with the lockdown. Sex toy industries travel extra far to curb insanity, if not Corona.
Idiots are the ones who say sex drives you crazy. It is different. Love doll and sex toys are the ultimate sources of novelty effects in virus outbreak. Because of this, their sales have increased after the first case in the United States. What do I mean by novelty effect?
Well, loneliness, work, and over-familiarity all have the same conclusion. They end up having a lousy sex life. Sad if it's the only source of entertainment we have within our four chambered walls. Not true?
Your brain needs something new to feed on! And sex dolls and toys feed the much-needed novelty. And novelty will bring your sanity back. I doubly dare to try it. You don't have to trust my words. This is why the sex toy industries take care of our domestic stress with sophisticated sex dolls imitating humans so that we can enjoy the times ahead.
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Sex dolls are safe sex partners with restrictive social distancing norms.
So if you are separated with your partner or cannot find an intimacy partner, sex dolls prove to be very useful for safe penetration without the risk of spreading.
The best part is that the couples are also buying it to add spice to their boring sex life. Straight or homo, virgin or married, these dolls are catered for so you can romp with them as you please.
And not only the coronavirus, you also have no risk of transmitting sexual diseases. Annnnnd! Do I have to mention pregnancy? You don't have children unless you have magical powers to reproduce with a doll.
Sex dolls also keep your sexual hunger up.
How do you expect normality to be restored as gatherings, dates, brothels and hangouts are restricted? Silicone dolls answer all the tough questions. It keeps you in isolation and offers joy so that normality strikes back.
You no longer need to freak out with sexual hunger when you're already struggling with loneliness and overintimacy. Say goodbye to virus risk. Drape sexy clothes on your doll, talk to her, enjoy the company and release all your stress.
And yes, it's a good listener as it's never annoying! You can also get good physical activity if you haven't burned any calories during these months. Any position, any job - the sex doll is ready to satisfy your sexual hunger without disagreements.
Reasons why sex dolls are better than real sex partners during pandemics
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