automatic masturbator bought an incredibly heavy sex doll.

 So how could I avoid those bad women who look cute at first but become a different person once they feel like they've won the game? I wasted so much time and money trying to impress love dolls only to end up lonely and unfulfilled. Part of me wondered if I should just make a monthly visit to a prostitute.

A good friend of mine who I will call "Jake" recently purchased an incredibly heavy male sex doll shaped like adult movie star Kendra Lust's butt. It's one of those meaty, 15-pound behemoths with "all the bells and whistles" (sort of) and apparently cost him close to $500.

It reminded me of previous journalistic encounters with Lifelike Sex Dolls playfulness and imagination. In 2016, I attended SizeCon, a fetish convention in New York City for people - although mostly male - with fantasies that involve shrinking and inflating.

Participants could don VR headsets to simulate popping a piece of popcorn into a woman's mouth, or pose in front of a sex doll so they could be photoshopped onto a cityscape - á la Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. But the guy loves it. He says it's "way better than a fleshlight" and "feels just like the real thing."