boogina buy the kind of sex dolls you can't hide in a dresser.

 I even texted a number I found online and almost went, but then I remembered stories about guys who became love dolls and hooked up with an undercover cop or got robbed at gunpoint. Any of these things could ruin my life.

A good friend of mine who I'll call "Jake" recently bought an incredibly heavy sex toy shaped like adult movie star Kendra Lust's butt. It's one of those meaty, 15-pound behemoths with "all the bells and whistles" (sort of) and apparently cost him close to $500. The guy Male sex dolls him though. He says it's "much better than a fleshlight" and "feels like the real thing".

Of course, that got me thinking about the guys who buy the kind of lifelike sex dolls you can't hide in a dresser drawer. I'm talking about the types of realistic sex dolls that cost thousands of dollars and can weigh as much as a small adult.

While I was there, I spoke to a young man who shared with me his childhood memories of seeing little girls gathered around a ladybug in the playground. They sex doll him and yelled that he would kill him. "They made me feel like a monster and I hated that," he said.

"I remember feeling like I wish I was the ladybug." Now he fantasized about being shrunk to a miniature and lying in a jar by a couple's bedside. I also wondered if paying for sex would change me as a man. After walking around the motel where I was supposed to meet the prostitute, I just drove home.